No wait. That's not true. I LOVE them. The problem is that it hurts to love them.
Robin bought me a cat once. I loved that little guy. The problem was that within a couple of hours, I had hives all over my body and my throat started closing up. While I might consider accepting those side effects, the not breathing part kinda sucked.
And so, I'm afraid, I'm just going to have to love them from afar. And so, more CATS:
That is all.